Drew Droege -- the sharp-penned and quick-witted diarist of the contemporary homosexual -- shines a harsh overhead light on the pores of White Gaydom, revealing what happens when throuples crumble, neighbors bicker, and rich and pretty clash with hot and dumb. It's Sunday morning in Hell's Kitchen. Brecken and Caden have just murdered their boyfriend and stuffed his body into a Jonathan Adler credenza. Unfortunately, they've also invited friends over for brunch. And they're out of limes! Feel bad for them! They're MESSY WHITE GAYS!