In other "move your ass" news ... Juan Soto has been accused of not hustling out of the box.

The Padres' Stephen Kolek has pitched 14 ¹/₃ innings on the road and has yet to give up a run.

The Blue Jays' Bowden Francis has allowed 21 runs in his past 23 innings.

The first pitch of the Twins/Guardians game was Monday.

The gap between pitches was bigger than the one between Michael Strahan's teeth.

The Twins led 2-1 for two days, then 5-2 in the ninth inning, but Cleveland tied it at 5-all before a walk-off hit by Minnesota's Kody Clemens.

Final 6-5.

Then the Orioles led 4-3 in the ninth inning before the Brew Crew knotted the score.

But Adley Rutschman's 11th-inning 3-run homer provided too big a cushion and the O's won 8-4.

The one and only Stitches has been handicapping baseball, daily, for the Post since 2019. Miraculously, he has finished in the black twice. But wait there's more. He showed his versatility by winning the Post's NFL Best Bet crown last year.