In case anyone actually cares, washed up former CNN host Don Lemon wrote another book... about himself. Since he can't seem to find anyone who wants to read it, he decided to litter the streets of New York City with this latest piece of garbage:

"I'm going to hide more books all around NYC," wrote Don Lemon, above a video posted on X with the caption "Who will find my unreleased book first?"

I'm going to hide more books all around NYC 📘🤝 pic.twitter.com/6MSIte2ehB -- Don Lemon (@donlemon)

August 28, 2024

The ten-second clip shows him propping up one of his books on a traffic pole outside Radio City Music Hall, before scampering away like a giddy child.

In typical fashion of an out-of-touch A-lister, he was completely blindsided by the tsunami of X users ratioing him with comments like these:

They are all still there. Nobody wants them. Not even the homeless to wipe their ass. -- Oreo Express Normal/Not Mentally Ill (@OreoExpress)

August 28, 2024

It never ceases to amaze me how New Yorkers think it's perfectly acceptable to just dump their garbage on the side of the road.pic.twitter.com/fMHUTqEX2U -- Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson)

August 28, 2024

So, if you happen to be walking down the streets of NYC anytime soon, trip over something next to a pile of hobo droppings and see Don Lemon's moody headshot above the words "I Once Was Lost," congratulations! You are one of the lucky winners of Don's word garbage.

Like all his other autobiographies, this is a novel about how Lemon is a black, gay victim of oppression, despite having a $12 million net worth.

He is likely still outside now, hiding behind the corner, desperately waiting for someone to come read it.