M. G0MEZ is a former sports radio anchor from San Diego. With a passion for pro wrestling dating back to 1985, M. G0MEZ delivers a fresh and engaging take on sports entertainment that stands out from the crowd.
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Last week, The Rock returned to WWE, making a wild proposal to Cody Rhodes: "The Final Boss" promised to make all of "The American Nightmare's" dreams come true in exchange for Cody's soul. Now, fans can commemorate The Rock's bid with a new T-shirt.
Available now at WWE Shop is The Rock's "I Want Your Soul" T-shirt. A black tee, The Rock's proposition stands out in bold red font, with an image of "The Great One" that looks like his profile was carved from stone. Below his infamous bid appears his name, "The Rock," a spinoff of his Brahma bull logo, and his nickname, "The Final Boss." On the back is a facsimile of Rock's autograph.
The image of The Rock is solid, though the phrase, "I Want Your Soul," is as corny as it is confusing unless you're a WWE fan. But the real gem is the product description for the shirt. Per WWE Shop:
"In one of the biggest sports entertainment moments in 2025, The Rock delivered an emphatic and cryptic message to Cody Rhodes leading up to WrestleMania: "I want your soul!" Well, at least there is nothing ambiguous about this I Want Your Soul T-Shirt. Ideal for casual occasions, the comfy Superstar tee lays the smackdown on all other apparel. It is as electryfying as The Rock, sending a clear signal you are no Jabroni when it comes to your WWE wardrobe."
Let's start with the obvious: It doesn't matter if "electrifying" is misspelled! As a writer who strives for accuracy, even I understand that shit happens. So, no judgment here. Ultimately, what matters is the quality of the writing. As someone who frequently writes about a dude living on a fictional island, I fully appreciate the work put into this short story of advertising excellence.
The writer seamlessly incorporates The Rock's famous catchphrases in a playful way that stands out. Laying the smackdown on all other apparel? No Jabroni when it comes to your WWE wardrobe?
That's a person who knows their Rock-isms. Priceless.
Now, I know many of you are clicking on the product link here to get your shirt today. However, I would advise you to wait until after the Elimination Chamber to see if Rhodes sells out. But whatever you decide to do, know this item will be shipped no later than March 31, 2025, just in time for WrestleMania.
Who knows? Rhodes might turn down The Rock at the Elimination Chamber, then change his mind at WrestleMania. You could be the hit of your 'Mania party as you boldly declare, "Yup, I called it."
At the very least, you'll look like a boss wearing this tee on your next date night or at Easter mass.