Maxwell is being jailed for her association with dead pedophile Jeffrey Epstein, and was moved to the prison in August after being held at the Federal Correctional Institution Tallahassee in Florida.

She seemingly is more fond of the Texas prison due to its apparent safety and hygiene.

"The kitchen looks clean too -- no possums falling from the celling [sic] to fry unfortunately on ovens, and become mingled with the food being served," she wrote.